I'm working at the open golf, there's this security guard, the first time I saw him, he looked familiar, then I realised, he was security at Wimbledon. I asked him if he was there and he said yes, I told him that I remember seeing him. We were just talking, he told me to go and say hi tomorrow, because he's there all week. So I did, I went back today, he said he was 18, but he looked about 25. He went and got me a bracelet, and put it on for me. Whenever I go back to the autograph bit, he always stares at me, it's quite creepy. He's called Nigel, his college told me to give him my number because I'd pulled. I just ran away laughing, I went back after and Nigel told me his college is a creep and he told Nigel to "Go for the younger ones, like he does." his college was an absolute creep. Nigel asked me for my number later on... I just walked away laughing because I thought it was a joke. Later on he asked me for my bbm pin, but I don't have a blackberry, so it was a bit awkward.
Nigel stole my ticket from around my neck, so I said as a joke "Don't do that, the creepy guy will come and eat you!" I didn't realise the creepy guy was stood next to me. Nigel was repeating that I was a "bad girl, a very bad bad bad bad bad bad girl," and he was giving me a creepy pedo smile. I just got my friend to come and say I had to leave.
Later on, he gave me a VIP bracelet; so that I could go and see some interviews. He took the pen out of my hand and drew some boobs on my hand, so my friend made it into a face and wrote Nigel next to it, so Nigel put a heart next to it. I went to do my cool litter picking job and I came back to get some autographs, he shouted me over because he was bored. I said hello, he said hello, he asked me how I was, so I said I was good, I asked him how he was and he said he's bad, he said that he's "a very bad boy and that he needs to be punished," I just ran away like crying with laughter, I mean wtf?! Is that creepy, or is it just me? Then he asked me if I wanted a twix and I was just like no. Is that really creepy or is it just me?
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